Creamycurl Choco Square Cake

Right. This one’s for the chocolate lovers who like a little drama.

“Creamycurl” – it sounds fancy, but it’s just a beautiful thing: a rich, dark chocolate cake, covered in a smooth chocolate buttercream, then topped with a cascade of creamy chocolate curls. Not sprinkles, not shavings – curls. Big, elegant spirals of milk or dark chocolate that sit on top of the cake like little sculptures. And it’s a square cake – because squares are modern, slice neatly, and the curls look even more striking on sharp edges.

Someone asked me a while back: “can you make a chocolate cake with those big chocolate curls on top? Like in the fancy bakeries. Square shape, please. We’re in Catford.”

I said yeah, course. I made a deep dark chocolate sponge, layered it with a silky chocolate ganache, covered it in a creamy chocolate buttercream, and then spent a happy hour making chocolate curls and arranging them on top. She said it looked like a work of art. That’s a win.

So here it is: Creamycurl Choco Square Cake – available for delivery and collection across Bromley, Downham, Grove Park, Sydenham, Catford & Bellingham.

It’s a square cake, about 7 inches. Feeds 6–10 people. Perfect for a chocolate lover’s birthday, anniversary, milestone celebration, office party, or any time you want a cake that’s as elegant as it is delicious.

What’s in it?

• Sponge – rich dark chocolate. Our proper one. Deep, moist, proper chocolate taste. None of that pale brown nonsense.

• Filling – a generous layer of creamy chocolate ganache (dark or milk – you choose). Smooth, silky, and melts on your tongue.

• Frosting – smooth chocolate buttercream on the outside. Not too sweet – lets the curls be the star.

• The creamy curls – hand‑made chocolate curls in milk, dark, or white chocolate. I make them by spreading melted chocolate on a surface, letting it set, then scraping it into curls. Each one is unique. I pile them on top and let a few cascade down the sides.

• The square shape – sharp edges, neat slices. The curls look extra dramatic against the clean lines.

• The look – a dark chocolate square, covered in glossy buttercream, topped with a glorious tangle of chocolate curls. It’s a showstopper.

It’s the cake that makes people say “wow” before they even taste it. And then they taste it, and they ask for the recipe.

Who buys this?

• Chocolate lover’s birthday cake – for the true connoisseurs.

• Milestone birthday – 30th, 40th, 50th – when you want something elegant.

• Anniversary cake – rich, romantic, and a little bit fancy.

• Office party cake – easy to slice into squares, everyone loves chocolate.

• Just because – you want to treat yourself to something beautiful.

• Honestly? Anyone who’s ever looked at a chocolate curl and thought “I wish that was a whole cake.”

Can I get a different type of chocolate curl?

Yes. Milk, dark, white, or a mix. I can also do curls with a marbled effect (white and dark swirled). Just tell me.

Can I add a message or name?

Course. “Happy Birthday”, “50”, “Love” – I’ll pipe it in white or gold on the side.

Can I get a different flavour of cake underneath?

You can, but the creamycurl is all about the chocolate. I can do a vanilla sponge with chocolate curls, but it’s not the same. Stick with chocolate for the full effect.

How much notice?

Few days if you can. Making the curls takes a steady hand. Order online or message me – I’ll be honest.

Collection or delivery?

Collect from our Bromley shop or get local delivery to Downham, Grove Park, Sydenham, Catford, Bellingham – all within easy reach.

One thing to mention…

The chocolate curls are delicate – they might lose a curl or two in transport. I’ll pack it carefully, but if a few break, just poke them back on – still delicious. Also, the curls are made of real chocolate, so they can melt in a hot car. Keep the cake cool.

Right. That’s the Creamycurl Choco Square Cake done.
For the people who believe that chocolate curls are the height of elegance. And that a square cake can be both modern and decadent – delivered right to your door in Bromley, Downham, Grove Park, Sydenham, Catford, or Bellingham.