Personalised Message On Cake
E.g: Happy Birthday Kevin
Special Instructions
E.g: Draw Heart Shape With Message
Right. This one’s not messing about.
You see the word “absolute” up there? I mean it. This is the most chocolate cake I can make without it becoming a brownie. It’s for people who don’t want vanilla, don’t want fruit, don’t want a single crumb of anything that isn’t deep, dark, proper chocolate.
Someone asked me a while back: “can you make a cake that’s just… pure chocolate? No milk chocolate, no white chocolate. Dark, intense, the real thing.”
I said yeah, course. Made a square cake, used my best dark cocoa, put chocolate ganache between the layers, and covered it in dark chocolate buttercream. They closed their eyes when they ate it. That’s a win.
So here it is: Absolute Chocolate Square Cake – available at our Bromley bakery.
It’s a square cake, about 7 inches. Feeds 6–10 people. Perfect for a serious chocolate lover’s birthday, celebration, office treat, or any time you want chocolate without compromise.
What’s in it?
Sponge – absolute dark chocolate. Our richest recipe. Deep, moist, almost fudgy. Uses black cocoa and dark chocolate chunks.
Filling – a layer of smooth dark chocolate ganache between the sponges. Not too thick, just enough to make it extra special.
Frosting – dark chocolate buttercream. Not sweet – rich and creamy, with a hint of bitterness from real dark chocolate.
The square shape – sharp edges, neat slices. Looks simple but elegant.
The details – no sprinkles, no glitter, no fruit. Just a dusting of cocoa powder on top if you want. Or nothing at all.
It’s the cake you give to someone who says “most chocolate cakes aren’t chocolatey enough.” This one will shut them up.
Who buys this?
Dark chocolate lover’s birthday – the real connoisseurs.
Adult birthday cake – no kids’ stuff here.
After‑dinner dessert – rich, so a small slice is plenty.
Office cake – for colleagues who appreciate proper chocolate.
Just because – you want the absolute best chocolate cake.
Honestly? Anyone who thinks other chocolate cakes are too weak.
Can I get milk chocolate instead?
You could, but that wouldn’t be absolute. This one is dark. If you want milk, just ask – but it’s a different cake.
Can I add anything on top?
You can, but why would you? Let the chocolate speak.
How much notice?
Few days is fine. The ganache needs time to set. Order online or message me – I’ll be honest.
Collection or delivery?
Collect from our Bromley shop or local delivery if you're nearby.
One thing to mention…
This cake is rich. Like, proper rich. A small slice will satisfy you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Also the square corners are a bit delicate – carry it carefully.
Right. That’s the Absolute Chocolate Square one done.
For the people who know that chocolate isn’t just a flavour – it’s a way of life
Product Life After Purchase
Our fresh cream cakes have a fridge shelf life of 24 hours and should be consumed within this time. For best results, place the cake in the refrigerator within 45 minutes (maximum 2 hours) of purchase and store at a temperature between 2°C and 5°C.
Refund Policy
We do not offer refunds for cancellations made within 24 hours of the scheduled collection or delivery time. Refunds are also not provided for failed deliveries or cakes that remain uncollected for any reason.
Vanilla sponge eggless:
Wheat Flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, modified starch, whey powder (milk), raising agents: E450, E500, salt, flavourings, stabilisers: E412, E415, emulsifiers: E471, E475, colour: E160a(ii).
Vanilla cream:
Water, fully and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel), dextrose, sugar, milk proteins, emulsifiers (polysorbate 60, mono – and diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin), acidity regulators (trisodium citrate, disodium phosphate), stabilisers (calcium chloride, methyl cellulose, hydroxypropyl methyl cellulose), gelling agent (sodium alginate), flavouring, colour (beta-carotene).
Chocolate Truffle:
Water, fully and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel), dextrose, sugar, milk proteins, emulsifiers (polysorbate 60, mono – and diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin), acidity regulators (trisodium citrate, disodium phosphate), stabilisers (calcium chloride, methyl cellulose, hydroxypropyl methyl cellulose), gelling agent (sodium alginate), flavouring, colour (beta-carotene). Sugar, palm oil, fat reduced cocoa powder, emulsifiers: soya lecithin, E476.
Chocolate eggless sponge:
Wheat flour (Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), sugar, Dextrose, Concentrated whey protein (Milk), Cocoa Powder, Raising agents E500, E450, Whey Powder (Milk), Emulsifiers E475, E471, E481, Cellulose Fibre, Salt, flavouring, stabilliser E415
Chocolate cream:
Water, fully and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel), Dextrose, sugar, milk proteins, emulsifiers (polysorbate 60, mono – and diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin), acidity regulators (Trisodium citrate, Disodium phosphate), Stabilisers (calcium chloride, methyl cellulose, Hydroxypropyl methyl cellulose), Gelling agent (sodium alginate), Flavouring, colour (Beta-carotene). Sugar, Palm Oil, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers: Soya Lecithin, E476. Glucose syrup, water, fat reduced cocoa powder, colour (E155, E133), Flavouring, acidity regulator(E260).
The delivery drivers aim to deliver your order within the selected time slot. However, delays may occur due to circumstances beyond our control, such as traffic. If this happens, we will try to contact you using the phone number you provided.
When the driver arrives, they will knock or ring the bell. If there is no response, they will attempt to call you. If still unanswered, the order will be returned to our store. In such cases, you will need to contact us to arrange redelivery (charged at our standard delivery rate) or collect your order from our store free of charge. Delivery charges are non-refundable.
If you miss your scheduled delivery day and request a refund or a replacement cake for the next day, an additional charge will apply.
For flats or apartment buildings, we kindly ask that you meet the driver at the main entrance.
On receiving your order, please check your cake carefully, especially the written message and its condition. Any damage must be reported immediately. Please take clear photos, inform the driver, and refuse the delivery if necessary. Once a delivery is accepted and the driver has left, it becomes more difficult for us to investigate. As we work with third-party couriers, minor imperfections may occur. While we strive to fulfil every order with care, we ask for your understanding of slight damages. If your cake arrives in poor condition, please take photos and return it with the driver to the store for a refund.
For any issues such as missing items, damaged cakes, or changes to your delivery date or time, please contact your local store directly. If the matter is unresolved, you may email us at hello@cakestown.co.uk
Delivery is available within 2 hours of placing your order. Please select a delivery slot at checkout and ensure you provide the correct contact number for our driver.
Available delivery slots:
11:00–13:00 / 13:00–15:00 / 15:00–17:00 / 17:00–19:00
All orders must be paid for in advance. We do not accept cash on delivery.
