Right so you know the full Oreo cake? The rich one I was on about? The one that's basically a love letter to anyone who's ever finished a whole packet of biscuits in one sitting?
Yeah. This is that. Just in slice form.
Sometimes you don't need a whole cake do you.
Maybe you're just wandering through Bromley and you get that feeling. That specific Oreo craving where nothing else will hit the spot. Maybe you've heard people talking about it and want to see what the fuss is about. Maybe it's just been one of those days and you need something that feels like a treat without going overboard.
Whatever it is. Slices are here and honestly they're a bit dangerous.
Here's what you're getting.
Chocolate sponge first. Nice and dark. Damp. Proper chocolate taste. Nothing fancy just solid reliable sponge that does its job. Then the Oreo buttercream. This bit's the business. Vanilla buttercream with crushed Oreos mixed through. Not just a few. Loads. So every bit of frosting has little crunchy bits in it.
Then between the layers? More crushed Oreos. Because why would you stop now.
Then more sponge. More Oreo buttercream. More crushed biscuits.
On top we go all in.
Smooth Oreo buttercream. Then a generous pile of crushed Oreos. Sometimes a whole Oreo half sticking out if there's room. Looks messy in the best way. Like a proper treat should.
Who's buying these slices?
Kids obviously. They go mad for it.
Teenagers. Something about Oreos hits different for that age group.
Honestly? Grown men. Dads. Lads. They see Oreo and they're in.
People who've had a rubbish day and need something that feels like a hug.
Me. Late at night. With a glass of milk. No regrets.
If you're in Bromley just pop in and grab one. But fair warning they go quick. Like really quick. If you've got your heart set on one maybe message ahead and I'll stick one behind the counter with your name on it. Nothing worse than walking all the way here and finding out someone else got the last one.
Or order online for collection or local delivery. Whatever works.
One thing I should mention. It's got quite a bit of crunch from all the crushed biscuits. Not like eating gravel obviously. Just little bits throughout. If you want it smoother I can do less Oreo in the buttercream. Just ask.
Also the Oreo pieces on top might soften after a day.
Still taste fine. Just not as crunchy. Best eaten same day honestly. Not that it'll last that long.
Right. That's the Oreo slice done.
Cookie people approved. Biscuit people might still like it too actually.
Product Life After Purchase
Our fresh cream cakes have a fridge shelf life of 24 hours and should be consumed within this time. For best results, place the cake in the refrigerator within 45 minutes (maximum 2 hours) of purchase and store at a temperature between 2°C and 5°C.
Refund Policy
We do not offer refunds for cancellations made within 24 hours of the scheduled collection or delivery time. Refunds are also not provided for failed deliveries or cakes that remain uncollected for any reason.
Vanilla sponge eggless:
Wheat Flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, modified starch, whey powder (milk), raising agents: E450, E500, salt, flavourings, stabilisers: E412, E415, emulsifiers: E471, E475, colour: E160a(ii).
Vanilla cream:
Water, fully and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel), dextrose, sugar, milk proteins, emulsifiers (polysorbate 60, mono – and diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin), acidity regulators (trisodium citrate, disodium phosphate), stabilisers (calcium chloride, methyl cellulose, hydroxypropyl methyl cellulose), gelling agent (sodium alginate), flavouring, colour (beta-carotene).
Chocolate Truffle:
Water, fully and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel), dextrose, sugar, milk proteins, emulsifiers (polysorbate 60, mono – and diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin), acidity regulators (trisodium citrate, disodium phosphate), stabilisers (calcium chloride, methyl cellulose, hydroxypropyl methyl cellulose), gelling agent (sodium alginate), flavouring, colour (beta-carotene). Sugar, palm oil, fat reduced cocoa powder, emulsifiers: soya lecithin, E476.
Chocolate eggless sponge:
Wheat flour (Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), sugar, Dextrose, Concentrated whey protein (Milk), Cocoa Powder, Raising agents E500, E450, Whey Powder (Milk), Emulsifiers E475, E471, E481, Cellulose Fibre, Salt, flavouring, stabilliser E415
Chocolate cream:
Water, fully and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel), Dextrose, sugar, milk proteins, emulsifiers (polysorbate 60, mono – and diglycerides of fatty acids, soya lecithin), acidity regulators (Trisodium citrate, Disodium phosphate), Stabilisers (calcium chloride, methyl cellulose, Hydroxypropyl methyl cellulose), Gelling agent (sodium alginate), Flavouring, colour (Beta-carotene). Sugar, Palm Oil, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers: Soya Lecithin, E476. Glucose syrup, water, fat reduced cocoa powder, colour (E155, E133), Flavouring, acidity regulator(E260).
The delivery drivers aim to deliver your order within the selected time slot. However, delays may occur due to circumstances beyond our control, such as traffic. If this happens, we will try to contact you using the phone number you provided.
When the driver arrives, they will knock or ring the bell. If there is no response, they will attempt to call you. If still unanswered, the order will be returned to our store. In such cases, you will need to contact us to arrange redelivery (charged at our standard delivery rate) or collect your order from our store free of charge. Delivery charges are non-refundable.
If you miss your scheduled delivery day and request a refund or a replacement cake for the next day, an additional charge will apply.
For flats or apartment buildings, we kindly ask that you meet the driver at the main entrance.
On receiving your order, please check your cake carefully, especially the written message and its condition. Any damage must be reported immediately. Please take clear photos, inform the driver, and refuse the delivery if necessary. Once a delivery is accepted and the driver has left, it becomes more difficult for us to investigate. As we work with third-party couriers, minor imperfections may occur. While we strive to fulfil every order with care, we ask for your understanding of slight damages. If your cake arrives in poor condition, please take photos and return it with the driver to the store for a refund.
For any issues such as missing items, damaged cakes, or changes to your delivery date or time, please contact your local store directly. If the matter is unresolved, you may email us at hello@cakestown.co.uk
Delivery is available within 2 hours of placing your order. Please select a delivery slot at checkout and ensure you provide the correct contact number for our driver.
Available delivery slots:
11:00–13:00 / 13:00–15:00 / 15:00–17:00 / 17:00–19:00
All orders must be paid for in advance. We do not accept cash on delivery.
