{"product_id":"lotus-biscoff-cake-slice","title":"Lotus Biscoff Cake Slice","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight so you know the full Lotus Biscoff cake? The one I was telling you about? The one that flies out the cabinet faster than anything else?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYeah. This is that. Just in slice form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes you don't want to commit to a whole cake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe it's just you. Maybe you're walking through Bromley and you get that craving. That specific Biscoff craving where nothing else will do. Maybe you've heard people talking about it and want to see what the fuss is about before ordering a big one for something.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhatever the reason. Slices are here and honestly they're a bit dangerous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere's what you're getting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVanilla sponge first. Nice and light. Nothing too heavy because the rest of it's doing quite a lot. Then the Biscoff spread. Thick layer. The smooth stuff. Straight from the jar. Not mixed with anything because why would you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the Biscoff buttercream. This bit's the magic. Buttercream with actual Lotus Biscoff spread beaten through it. All that caramel biscuit flavour in every bite. Then more sponge. More spread. More buttercream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn top? Oh we go in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore Biscoff buttercream. Smooth. Then crushed Lotus biscuits everywhere. Lots of them. Sometimes a drizzle of melted spread if I'm feeling extra. Maybe a little whole biscuit standing up if there's room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks ridiculous. Tastes even better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho's buying these slices?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHonestly? Everyone. This one's mad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople on their lunch break treating themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStudents. They love this one for some reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople who've seen it online and need to try it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMe. When I've had a long day and need something that feels like a hug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're in Bromley\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pop in and grab one but honestly? They go faster than anything. Like properly fast. If you've got your heart set on one maybe message ahead and I'll stick one behind the counter with your name on it. Nothing worse than coming all the way and finding out they're gone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr order online for collection or local delivery. Whatever works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne thing I should mention. It's sweet. Like properly sweet. If you're someone who finds caramel things a bit much maybe share it with someone. Or have it with a black coffee. That works perfectly actually. The coffee cuts through the sweetness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso the crushed biscuits on top might soften after a day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStill taste fine. Just not as crunchy. Best eaten same day honestly. Not that it'll last that long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight. That's the Biscoff slice done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe one that disappears fastest. Every single time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cakes \u0026 Bakes Original Bromley","offers":[{"title":"Pack of One","offer_id":55373237092686,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 3","offer_id":55373237125454,"sku":null,"price":11.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 6","offer_id":55373237158222,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 8","offer_id":55373237190990,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/4680\/2766\/files\/LotusBiscoffCakeSlice.png?v=1771946224","url":"https:\/\/cakesandbakesbromley.co.uk\/products\/lotus-biscoff-cake-slice","provider":"Cakes \u0026 Bakes Original Bromley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}